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Scientist have caught the reading gene coming out of the gay genes' plasmic house. Genealogist and book critics are scattering to understand what it all means. Will there be an increase in homo-lit? Will the gays start reading in a collective furor, thus becoming mini-gay geniuses and take over popular culture for good? Will women be crazing for a juicy dickity dick? Will hetero-cocks be quarantined and exploited?

The answers after the break.