zephyrhills to sponsor wet t-shirt contest

The water gatherer will sponsor the annual "wet tits around the world" contest.
"We believe that our excellent H2O will really shine and steal the show at wet tits around the world," a spokeswoman said.
"Because of our crisp, clear, non bacterial, non poop water, the resolution on the wet breast will be spectacular. beyond hd.
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Zephryhills is committed to empowering women through the silent protest that is wet breast. The Co. encourages all women to take a glass of water, champagne, pee, apple juice or cider and splash it onto their breast during the president's state of the union address.
If this doesn't bring equal pay and treatment to women. Nothing will.