State of the States

Really hope the Pres. Obama starts off on an ironic/sarcastic ramble for the SOTS or SOS. Something like "If you got $10 medical bill, put yo hands up. If you got $50 medical bill, put yo hands up." "All the cheating Senators, make money."
"Where my Reps. at, where my Reps at? Make nooiiisee."

There's been some criticism that Obama hasn't said something to really grab on to in the rhetorical arena. Lot's of great speeches but aside from Yes, We Can, there hasn't been that single phrase that white, middle America, mainstreamers seem to need to get on the boat for policies that would benefit them.
At this point, it's abundantly clear. Actually, Grand Canyon proportionally clear; the Obama Administration needs a meme. (for those of you who don't know what a meme is, pls go back to 2k4.)
As an experienced Internet browser, I've learned a thing or two on what is/what is not internet famous. The Ins and Outs. What's hip and what's nipped.

Keeping with the hip/nip trend (the Internet loves trends) one thing Obama could do to get some mo-fuckng attention is get pic'ed having a nip slip. (you know nipple slip). Just Google nipple slip. People love nip slips. If anything it's a psychological tell on our need to be teased. Sure, we can see all of Lindsay Lohan's pups but isn't it much sweeter when the puppies play peek-a-boo. I see you. Perfect place for the Obama nip slip...casual slip during bball game.
Next order of business Obama needs is to get a bucket of kittens. By far the most popular word/image on the Internet is pussy (in all its uses). http://icanhascheezburger.com/ has won several Webbies(for some god-forsaken reason) But, what youtube and icanhascfijnidfib prove is people love to see cats/kittens with large captions underneath them. Photoshop and time pending, images will be uploaded. E.g., baby cat looking into camera with it's big eyes. Caption: Me wanty healthcare.
Or, two cats touching noses. Caption: Marriage Equality, plz.

Tweens are really into the Vamp vibe these days. I would've exploited this for political capital a long time ago. As the tweens go the country goes, as they say. So, people like this faux-miserable Vamp look, et al Edward. Obama just needs to deliver this speech with some dark, emo clothes, look a bit constipated, a bit confused, a bit like someone is twisting your balls and sprinkled with a bit of your puppy died a tragic death.

If Obama is serious about leading us to a new era of responsibility then he needs him some tweeps. Old fashion campaigning, friends and human contact is so 2k6. Twitter is the new formal letter. He should be on it constantly, following the hottest trends and updating his tweeps.

(More, maybe)