It seemed just like the other day was 2009. To welcome the new decade, a decade's resolution list is in order. There's big hopes for this decade, it's the bud of youth. Ten years later, I'll be be 32, And probably boring or dead. In no particular order:
1)Attract and forage with older women. It's important to get accustomed to older vagines early on. It's less shocking (or lack thereof) later on.
2) Venture into reality TV...become a star.
3) Remake the jersey shore with a new series titled, Hialeah's Canals
4) Do things, see stuff.
5) Stop world hunger
6) Marry at least twice
7) Learn how the foxtrot to prepare myself for the roaring, bobbed hair 2020s.
8) Bring back the double wink as a suitable way to say hello
9) Fuck at least thrice a week.
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