Sunday, December 6, 2009

He Went to Jared: The Real World

Babe, I have something very, very special to tell you?

What baby?!

I went somewhere this morning...

::Naughtily:: Hmm where would that be?

I went to Jared.

::She starts jumping in her PJs and bordering orgasm:: I need to call all my girl friends and rub it in their fat faces. Quick hand me my phone.

I went to Jared but I left almost 5 minutes later.

::orgasm gone, turned into woman scorned rage:: What?!

Have you seen their prices? I don;t care how shiny the thing is or how many African boys had to die. It's insanely expensive. I couldn't even read some of the numbers.

But, you're supposed to go to Jared. And then go sit somewhere as I show you off as an accessory to my expensive jewelry.

Sorry you see it that way but I would seriously have to stop eating and buying soap to afford anything in that store. Honestly, I don't know how they're in business.

If you want to see my tits or pussy again I would stop eating and buying soap. Or, I'm sure there are other guys whom want to go to Jared for me and be my accessory.

:::Thinking: I do enjoy her tits and pussy. And getting to this point is such a, urr a nuance to put it mildly, is it worth it?:::....


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