It's likely you've seen the above Chase Sapphire commercial. I believe it's intended as a credit card commercial.
Here's what would go down 95 percent of the time once the guy finds out his wife spent apparently all the
"reward" money on a dress.
Woman takes step back and flaunts dress.."What do you think?"
:coy smile from man. She mistakes it as approval. Then, his face turns red and he grabs his hair:
"You did what?! You took ALL that money and bought one fucking dress? I am tired! I've been working
every week day for two years. Don't you think I want a fucking vacation? Hey! genius where are you going
to wear that dress to? McDonald's and Chili's? Because that's all we have money for, you dumb whore.
Screw it I am moving in with my mistress. That's my vacation. Bitch."
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