Thanksgiving Part 1

While I am in the cusp of my first fantasy basketball win there's a lingering tingle of pain from the lese-majeste defaming my good name in the facebook group.

(side bar for a second: There's many that find sexiness in opulence and abundance of skin)

I, however, do not subscribe to those feelings.

This Thanksgiving is going to be so gravy. The first thing I am giving thanks to is for Going Rogue. So much happiness and hilarity is going to come from the insanity of Palin's "book." Second, I am to give thanks for Hubie Brown being old and coming to his demise soon. As far as I know he's the originator of the: you have your Lebron's you have your Wades, you have your Shaqs. And it's crossed over into other sports. We all love sports. And writing on why we love sports warrants its own post, blog, book, etc. But, Jesus! a good chunk of sport broadcasters and writers are just fucking ridiculous. And it's much more outrageous than the countless pundits and political talking heads. At least those guys make crazy shit it up from time to time and raise some eyebrows. These broadcasters (and I guess you gotta give ex players playing reporter a pass; they're decorations) gotta have more to say.

Locus classicus: After the baseball World Series one of these executioners of original thought was asked what made the difference for the Yankees: "Oh you got your Rodriguezes, your Pettites and Jeters...etc." No no no!! There's only one fucking Jeter and he's right there on the fucking team. Drop the possessive S; it adds nothing. So I am giving thanks once Brown dies and hopefully the trend will die as well. I am also giving thank to Chad Ochocinco. For legally changing his name and being addressed as Ochocinco.

I am giving thanks to MathWay. Without you I don't know what I'd do. Also to Google Reader the purveyor of wasting 60 percent of my day. And Lou Dobbs for being such a fantastic asshole and hopefully running with or against Palin and whatever evil spawn will arise from the Tea Party sect for 2012. Which brings me to giving thanks to the Tea Party loons (I guess Glen Beck is included). Hearing so much about tea parties and tea bagging has been a highlight and honestly has made me a little tea-bagging curious.