Victory at Last

First a thought:I wonder why the Earth doesn't love plastic as much as I do. Maybe, it has not realized it does not have to clean plastic silverware among its other wonderful uses.

This is the eve of the first Guantanamo Ponies R Fun victory. So, let me get this out the way; We are going to celebrate but this is just one week in a string of many weeks which makes up a pretty necklace at the end of the season (at least that;s what I think we are playing toward; whom has the prettiest, longest necklace of victories). Anyway, we are going to look at film tomorrow. I'm thinking of starting with a romantic-comedy and move onto New York gangster dramas. From there we'll assess our mistakes and build on our achievements. There's a lot of room for improvement. e.g., dropping and adding players excessively, knowing what a waiver is, learning my ESPN password and user name. Hopefully we'll have these kinks worked out by the end of the season.

In a lighter note, this day along with the founding of America, the birth of Google from its parents- love and knowledge, the invention of oral sex and other historically important things, will be special to our lives in an annual basis. The Ponie's first victory, like the Patriots beating the English, announces a new Fantasy world order of uncontrollable awesomeness. I just wish we could've won on Friday, surely the Olympic committee would have changed its mind and made the Olympic games in my adopted hometown of Hialeah. Still, I suspect along with a national weeklong holiday in October (making it a serious contender with contentious December) the Guantanamo Ponies R Fun will receive a sandwich after its namesake. It is to be debated wether it will be made of tender pony meat or not. I say, hell yes!! One thing is certain; the sandwich will be fun.

Ahh. And the delicious icing is that I beat a Frenchman. Make a foie gras out of your shame Frenchie! Garcell will claim to be also half Northern Hemisphere and part Southern Hemisphere (it seems all known cultures culminated in his family to give birth to the most ethnically diverse baby in the world; him) But, we all know he's French or some dirty Balkan rogue.

I'm expecting the endorsements to come a-ringing any moment now. Watch out Tiger Woods. I;m right behind ya. It feels good to know I will the first Fantasy football billionaire.