Ricky Williams to advertise his massage parlor in Kendall strip mall on jersey. Upping Chad Ochocinco's name swap by changing his surname to the parlor's address; 3124 SW 40th St. Kendall, Fla. He says friends can call him 3124 but otherwise he'd prefer to be addressed as Mr. St. Kendall Fla. As the chief masseuse Mr. Street performs an array of body massages. Including the house special Dolphin's Blow Hole Happy Ending. Customers describe it as a force majeure.

The war tramples on between Sunday church and football. The church claims it was here first and football should back off. Football rebuttals by pointing to the million dollar 30 second ad spots during the Super Bowl. "Americans give us more money in one day you goodie googs can only pray for," officials said. On side contends god's on their side while the other hold they have the everlasting youthfulness, Wrangler glory of Bret Favre. I guess we will never know which is better.

Guantanamo Ponies R Fun face legal actions by the Federal government. With recent laws calling for the shutdown of Guantanamo Bay the Ponies must change their name so we can all forget that dirty spot on America's immaculate democracy, Feds said.
The Ponies, however, stand by their century-old name.