Me: Scholar, Visionary, Uncontrollably Sexy..now Survivor Man?

Yes. As seen here Burmese pythons and the like are invading Florida. A couple nights ago I was most probably attacked by a babay Burmese Python, nonetheless a python. I couldn't tell at the time. I was too startled by my bravery. Now, I can proudly say I survived a Burmese Python attack. And how did I survive this deadly threat? I threw a pen at it. Oh, indeed the pen is mightier than the sword. I didn't understand what that mean until that night. And what a mighty pen it was. It still lays where I threw it at the vile beast before I caught it and ate its head. (You have to be assertive. If you do anything short of ripping its head off, you loose respect and soon you'll have a crowd of Burmese Pythons outside your steps). so just another story to add to my memoirs. I am so seasoned for a young man.