Keeping the Streak Alive

It's looking more likely that I will make it to my 22nd birthday. I would like to go ahead and congratulate myself in advance on a fine year.
Among the high points of the winding year are the fact I have not clogged my toilet. I love a good toilet. This may be the one. Unfortunately, like all good things, it will come to a bitter end. But, I will make sure that before we part I will give it a shit it will never forget. Leave them smiling; I always say.
I grew a gorgeous mane. Cut it. Then grew it again. (hmm this could be a hit song)
I thrived under the "recession." Which by the way, unless every person I know is living in a magical bubble, was mostly smoke and mirrors. Yes, the job market sucks. I couldn't get a job through Craigslist. But, I don't see any soup kitchens around. Or 45-year-old boxers trying to make a comeback to feed their children. Recession missmmecion. Businesses fail. It's what they do, at one time or another.
Around this time last year, I was a pudgy 30 pounds heavier. I must say; it has changed my life. I'm so light in my feet now. I type faster. I think faster. Pretty much I do everything as I did but much faster. Productivity is at an all time high.
I've become a fantasy football powerhouse.
Went to Europa, eloped with err dammit never mind that one.
Did a lot of things in a lot of places with several people. Last spring break was fun and in hindsight dangerous.
Vegas was fun. And that's all I'm going to say about that now.
I found the love of my life. She has a funky name but all for the better. She's so smart. Maybe, sometimes too smart. And although she's incredibly practical she can be fun and spontaneous too. Oh, Google. Your I'm Feeling Lucky button never looses its magic.
The Gators kicked-off the year with another championship win. Now, they are well on their way to coda the year with an SEC championship and as it is tradition, another national championship.
Americans did something, uh what's that they did?... something about a black guy and a house. I don't know. I forgot. It's probably not important.
Our friends in the Right are doing their best to deter America's health. Don't you take away the hand that hits us hard in the face big government.
Not a bad year, so far.