I Think I am Crazy

A cat disguised as a man talking parrot talk advised me today. It was something about the stock market. It may have been a future deep depression meltdown, it sounded really urgent. But, I couldn't pay attention. Well, first it was confusing to hear parrot talk from a cat disguised as a man and I was really hungry. This is why you should never skip breakfast. I skipped it once and look what happens. All rot. I ma eat two breakfast tomorrow. An Eastern type breakfast and a Western type breakfast. Be inclusive: It's my pre-New Year's Day resolution. That and walk more. Walking usually leads to things. And, the more I walk the more I will find. I guess. I worry sometimes. Usually about the eight of Jon and Kate. What if they play continuous reruns of the late on late-night TV for years to come. They'll never escape those confusing times. They had it coming, I'd reckoned, being eight and all.