1) What's more green than air. Chicks heart green. I heart earth. Earth hearts girls. So girls heart green and me for hearting earth. e.q.d.
2) If there's a flood I can just go back to sleep and be cradled by waves as I float away.
3) NASA uses air in space. So like TurmaPedic I too can claim I have technology in my bed used by NASA.
4) I have an abundant supply of air, so I guess I have a bed forever if I wished.
5) It's anti-establishment. Yeah man, there's no big company logo in my Coleman air bed man, no Nike swastika or Microsoft symbol of child labor man.
6) Portability. I often sleep in different places. Wherever it feels right at the moment, you know. Sometimes it's inside my room, other times it's outside in the lawn. I don't decide these things.
7) Easy sleepovers. Let me just throw a scenario out there and see if you "old mattries," as you are known by the hip airbed crowd, can do this: "Hey, Andy. You know what'd be totally fun as fcking fuck.
"What?!"
"A sleep over. But, man it sucks, I don't have an extra bed, drag."
"haha, don't worry man, I have an air bed! I ll take it over right now. We can play with it before too. It floats and deflates really fast and makes this awesome sound like a loud shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Oh man, can't wait, see you soon."
8) Karma Sutra was based on sex in an air bed.
9) It increases in value making it the best investment aside from large groups of working children.
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