To Catch A Predator International: Celebrity Edition

America's backwoods and swamps are no longer big enough for Chris Hanson and his Catch A Predator crew. TCAP mania has taken over Europe and soon Africa! Can't wait for that one.
In a new installment of To Catch A Celebrity Predator Chris Hanson honed his eagle predator-catching vision on filmmaker Roman Polanski.
That's right, not even international laws could stop Chris Hanson's southernly charms. Polanski fled to Europe many years ago after admitting to sexing (yeah that's right) a 13-year-old girl. At the moment Polanski is being held in a Zurich prison. We can only assume Chris Hanson is solely responsible for this historic capture. After all, Polanski has been living in Switzerland without disturbance. Several movie stars are calling for Polanski's release, which goes to show that sex with minors is OK if you are a successfull producer/screen writer. However, Hanson keeps fighting the good fight.
First the transcript of the online chats that coaxed this sassy old man into an empty Switzerland condo.

NautyPanski: Helo, how you are?
Decoy: Horny
NautyPanski: oo, how old you are?
Decoy: 15
NautyPanski: g2g,too old.
Decoy: jk!. I;m 13!
NautyPanski: ahh, 13 is my lucky number. And did you know 13 is the horniest number of them all?
Decoy: mmm. dat must explain why I'm so horny all the time.
Decoy: How old are u?
NautyPanski: eh, 44.
Decoy: wow...
NautyPanski: you know what's even more wowzers?
Decoy: wat????
NautyPanski: I'm legendary filmmaker Roman Panski
Decoy: wooowwww.coooollll!! we learned about you in film class.
Decoy: wait, you can't be 44. you made your most famous stuff in the 60s through 70s.
NautyPanski: err. I was a very young success. In fact I;m the youngest director, screen writer to win an Academy Award. I was only 15 when I wrote Chinatown. I wrote it in school bus.
Decoy: woo, so smarrttt.mmm
NautyPanski: and you know what's the best about the Academy Award?
Decoy:..nooo...what?!?
NautyPanski: Ever had an Oscar up your ass?
Decoy:lol...not that type of Oscar ;-)
NautyPanski: oh my...would you like to? do you want to see it on webcam?
Decoy: yaa if you want