Super Fun Labor Weekend Schedule (changes pending)

Saturday: Early Evening

- Welcome reception. Fruits and cold drinks weill be served.
- Meet and Greek. wink, wink, Bring your togas it might get philosophical in this bitch.


Sunday: Morning
-5 a.m. Wake up to the moon dance with Yogi-Master Andy Pino.
-6 a.m. cook breakfast for Yogi-Master Andy Pino
-Wait til' the master wakes up....
-11 a.m. arts and crafts. Learn how to knit a wool sweater. Skin your own sheep! Wow!!
11:30 a.m. Latin course; hone your skills.
Noon: Teach Michael a skill for employment hour.
1:00 p.m. Find the nickle in Teddy's lardie folds. 2 hours.
3:00 p.m. "That Fucking Whoooreeee!" Seminar with Dr. Jimbo. Learn the art of oration.
4:00 p.m. TCAP contest: Who will court the most 12-year-old girls under an hour?