Progressive has been eye-raping me for quite some time. And my eyes are sick of it. They'll like to stop getting raped. While I was in class instead of thinking about facts and how to find them, I ventured onto bigger, badder (the late 90s type) issues. In a matter of minutes, I pinpointed the well of partisanship and hate that plagues our nation of late, Flo.
Ms. Flo is too much of a divisive figure. You either punch walls when you see her, as I do, or you find her amusing (god help you). However, I'd like to think people, at best, just like her. She's truly an unloveable women.
So, as we have it; the world is divided between those who hate Flo and those who feel she has the right to live.
A recent Pewter/Pino poll shows 80 percent of the nation would like for Flo and the department of advertising at Progressive Insurance to seize existing. 10 percent said they identified with her. 5 percent said huh, who the fuck be?! Flo (well, what can you expect insurance is not their forte) And the rest decided not to dignify the poll with an answer.
Overwhelmingly people want to see this horrible, banal excuse of a human gone.
And if you are asking yourself, "Oh, come on she's not that bad. Why are you so passionate about it?"
If you've watched the video and observed my aforementioned research/statements and still do not understand, I'd like to end all relations.
More importantly, if you want health-care reform, if you want better education, if you want candy; we must get rid of this flagship of partisanship. Unite. After all, the best way for a large group to get along is to find something in common to passionately hate. Flo wants to be our dartboard of hate. Otherwise, why would she have made so many terrible commercials?