Silly, rabbit. Benjamins, are for Me!

Christie, my first disciple has made the ridiculous mistake of thinking I have 50 cents in my bank account.  No, no, no, my friends.  I still ball like Iverson baby, OK? As some of you may know, I have hundreds.  Several. Not really, I'm doing really bad man. Can you send some money?

Ask teddy people, all I eat is tuna, once a day! Have you read The Old Man the Sea? I feel like that old man but I'm 21.  

I was not going to say anything but I must confess...

 Teddy steals my money. I can't help it, he said that he would harm me and Jasmine if I tried to stop him.  How do you think he bought a 60 inch LCD TV? How do you think he's able to afford an unlimited amount of pop tarts/Eggo's/Twinkies? Someone, please help. This is kind of like the pirate situation but in Florida in an apartment.  But, he has the advantage. I have no weapons, and in a sword fight I feel I would loose. Teddy is quite graceful.  It is a delight to watch him move about the house sometimes.  Maybe, when he does his time in prison and becomes a neo Nazi he will become an underwear model. Who knows. One of us will be perusing through the boxer section in Macy's and all of sudden see a picture of teddy's crotch wrapped in skintight Calvin Klein underwear. The last laugh would be on us wouldn't it? I guess, just me. Maybe, Marko too.