Thursday, April 30, 2009

She's Gone Like the Rainbow that Shined Yesterday: And took the fucking Eggos!!!

When historians look back on May 1 in the life of the great shoemaker Andy Pino, they will undoubtedly be remembered of the great tyranny of Theddy the Mongerer.
I, a gentle, kind, warm, warm hearted,innocent individual actually doing a favor for the bastard and he repays me how?!
Taking the only thing dear and true to my heart, the hot pockets and the eggos.
Really?! Realllly?!!? It was like half a bag of Eggos man. And you know I depend on them for survival. Mere survival. It's tough out here in these streets for a pimp in a shrinking economy.
But after you take the children you must take my manhood by taking the "car" as well. The hot pockets?! :::sobbing, angrily typing::...I thought you cared! Four years!! And you take the hot pockets!?!? You bastard...I- I'am speechless.

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