An Ode to Theddy

  

Theodore!

Teddy, Theodore, gay bitch. You have had many nicknames but only one is the Bookmark in my heart's file cabinet: gentle lover.  Theddy, you move as gracefully as a ballerina.  You sting like belladonna and love chocolate more than most people love anything.  And round so round. Like the circle of life you go on and on and on subjects. Now it is funny. 

If you were a sitcom you would be rated TV-14 for your constant semi nudity. I take it as your way of subtley flirting with Bilal and I.  And what more can I say  but about your look.  You stare into ones eyes like seeking white peebles in the ocean.  I like his spaghetti. And his armpits never stink.  He is a very clean big man. Much like a big cat. I must imagine fat cats lick themselves more. He licks himslef a lot in his own way.  His voice is sweet like Tyson's and liberates his nippples to gusting winds.