Markus Aquarius joined an acting troupe on the last week of June. At 33 he looked young and plump, like a grape. As a recovering sex addict he tried to shelter himself from temptations . Once while in church a bald man gave him a brown book filled with secrets. In it, the omniscient author explained all mysteries of life. By 23, Aquarius understood the answers to all the rhetorical questions he thought of as a boy. The effect, although enlightening, did not fill the vast emptiness he felt. After years of failed suicides and starring at white walls, Markus set out to discover the ultimate mystery...But, later that day Teddy the gay panda invited Markus over for some pie.
"Take two slices," Teddy said. "I made it just for you."
"No, really?" Markus chuckles twigging his thumbs.
That's not the only thing I made for you.
Teddy's paws felt warm and fuzzy on Markus' neck.
"Did I tell you I bought new socks? Perhaps we should eat the pie in my bedroom, under the sheets."
...2 hours later.
"You have filled me," Aquarius whispered in the panda's ear.
"Fuck yeah I did, Make love!"..."I want to make love to your asshole
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