Help Me Help Them

Polar Bears are dying because of you.   That adorable fur ball loves to snuggle at night and he is crazy about Coke.  Global warming is killing the polar bears my friends and we are global warming.  I've noticed we have gotten warmer. For example, have you sat next to Teddy lately? For some reason, probably global warming, his thighs are very hot.  The situation could get sticky.  I digress.  I want to challenge my two followers and my future ones to make a conscious effort to be cooler.  We must become a cooler species.  For their survival and there I say ours.  

  The most immediate solution would most likely be to replicate me.  I think I'm pretty cooool guy.  But we do not want a bunch of girls acting like me, do we? No we do not.  

Or look in right above.  That polar bear is pretty cool, he is just chillen there.  Try to slouch more often in public places hence appearing more relaxed which will lead others to think you are as cool as the winds of the Himalayas. 

 And beside all the benefits above, we have the incentive of reserving the polar bear's home.  Where are those fuckers going to live? I'll tell you.  They'll most definitely swim down to South Florida where they will try to assimilate into Hispanic culture but they fail horrifically due to their large stature and thick Germanic accents. This will then lead them to go rampant for blood to avenge for their displacement.  History has shown displaced animals are not happy campers. And since I care so much about these fellow mamals (Mamals for Lyfee!!!!yay yay!), I will be willing to receive money to be more and more cool for the sake of the polar bears.