Exploring Penguin Style

It's Tuesday evening, I'm basking in the glory of my newfound celebrity and then I come across this picture. What I was searching for in Google Images is not important.  

First, let's get somethings out of the way. I'm not sure this is how penguins fuck nor do I agree with the rocky location the male penguin laid his lady.  

However, the important thing is that penguins have created a new sex style that might bring world peace and end world hunger.  From hours of observation and experimentation, certain things are clear.  It is a combination of the plow-driver/doggystyle/ and perhaps some beak pulling.  In order for the position to work for humans be sure to have stretched your muscles at least 20 minutes.  Then the woman must lay in her back facing the man and be able to twist her neck and chest to make an S shape. I must imagine at first this step will be uncomfortable.  Next, after the female penguins has spread her fins or whatever the male pengin must become part crouching tiger part hidden dragon (as seen above).  This particular penguin decided to place his umm hands? in the female's booty. One may choose to do this during Penguin Style or perhaps grab the woman's beak.